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To a tennis player “love” means you haven't scored yet.

You should never marry a tennis player, because, to them, love means nothing.

Q1. How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”

Q2. What is the definition of endless love?

A. Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

Q3: Where do ghosts play tennis?

A: On a tennis corpse!

Q4: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?

A; Because each player raises a racket.

Q5: What do you serve but not eat?

A: A Tennis Ball. (From Marco)

Q6: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?

A: “See you round..”

Two tennis players were in a restaurant. They had cause to speak out about the poor “service”.

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing no one around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.

A blonde girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the blonde sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."