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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not
try to understand her ... at all.
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Married men lived longer than single man, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use
in two people remembering the same thing.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and
she does.
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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