Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table, because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical
order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over at the end, and when
the job takes longer than said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed,
"You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest
to operate on. There is no guts, no heart, no balls,
no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable."
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