Shut up

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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Wishing well

A couple came upon a famous wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, It really works!

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Wedding Anniversary

I asked my wife, where do you want to go on our anniversary?
She said, somewhere I have never been!
I told her, how about the kitchen?

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The Happiest hour

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?
The hubby replied: yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.

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Hold hands

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.